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- October 29th, 2008
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70 and sunny all weekend in Detroit? If you listen closely you can hear the Relationship Statuses changing on Facebook... [jasonrashaad]
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@natural_beauT I'll let Alec Baldwin's performance in "The Departed" answer your question: http://is.gd/aNAgG #marriage [jasonrashaad]
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RT @MajoratWH: Obama cancels overseas trip to stay in DC for final HC push. [jasonrashaad]
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Oh good, a headache. I was just thinking "How could this day improve?" [jasonrashaad]
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@blackgirlnerdy It's appropriate that The Denzel Principle is shelved next to Zane in that pic. [jasonrashaad]
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How do you spend all that money on your shirt then put on a Father's Day tie? [jasonrashaad]
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I'm going to start wearing a wedding ring so I don't look out of place in meetings. #noIwont [jasonrashaad]
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Watching Superman 2 - Donner Edition. #KNEELbeforeZod [jasonrashaad]
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St, Patrick's Day #shoutout to Det. Jimmy McNulty: "Bushmills? That's Protestant whisky!" #thewire [jasonrashaad]
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Now THAT'S a drunk text. Wow. #dismissed [jasonrashaad]
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I like Smoke Monster Locke. He's honest with his. #LOST [jasonrashaad]
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Time for #LOST [jasonrashaad]
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If I'm not following you back it's probably because your account is protected and I don't feel like figuring out who you are. [jasonrashaad]
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RT @graphikjunkie: The Motley Fool is looking to hire another front-end web developer in Alexandria VA - let me know if you or someone u ... [jasonrashaad]
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I could watch Breakin All the Rules 100x in a row. #shoutout to Gabrielle Union for being a hot bunch of yum: http://is.gd/aMAKE [jasonrashaad]
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@triguena08 I like that you gave me a date range like you're on tour. Block out a night for some ridiculousness. [jasonrashaad]
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RT @drenee1026: @jasonrashaad who do you think i am your AKA transporter? -> I didn't but now I do. Next time bring @DeRG #thanks [jasonrashaad]
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I'm disappointed that there isn't actually a "What's Goin' Down?" episode of "That's My Mama!" http://is.gd/aMyzb @blackgirlnerdy [jasonrashaad]
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@thisisjohnny Wow, I didn't think anyone paid more for insurance than me. Thanks! [jasonrashaad]
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Flipping through my fascist socialist Census form...I don't see anything on here about "Shirt Size (for Brown Shirt)" [jasonrashaad]
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Checked in at Players Paradise
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@AmazingJayce Exactly why I decided not to head to Silver Spring after work. I can only imagine what 495 looks like. [jasonrashaad]
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RIP Cooley, Osborn, and Kettering. 44 DPS Schools to Close: http://is.gd/aModJ #IAMDPS [jasonrashaad]
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Shared 2010 Federal Holidays.
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Shared Fordjour.
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To paraphrase the late Mitch Hedberg: "These pants are dry clean only. Which means they are dirty." [jasonrashaad]
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"We want to preserve the print look-and-feel for the web." Translation: "I don't know what 'web design' means." #corporatespeak [jasonrashaad]
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"We're eliminating 'silos' to improve our ability to impact the market." Translation: "You're all fired." #corporatespeak [jasonrashaad]
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RT @blackgirlnerdy: What's #corporatespeak for "F*ck you, pay me" -> "Final delivery won't be completed until all invoices are processed." [jasonrashaad]
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#corporatespeak "I'll take that under advisement." Translation: "Go f*ck yourself." [jasonrashaad]
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#corporatespeak "Let's take this off-line." Translation: "Go f*ck yourself." [jasonrashaad]
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Professional Accomplishment of the Day: Managed not to giggle at frequent spoken references to Uranus. #goldstar [jasonrashaad]
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Google Maps really needs a "DMV Traffic" plugin. Or at least an "Avoid the Beltway" option. [jasonrashaad]
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RT @KevinBiznet: "Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect spring ... [jasonrashaad]
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@blackgirlnerdy Alcohol and antihistamines don't mix. Or do, depending on how you feel about unconsciousness. [jasonrashaad]
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It's worth noting that there's beer being served at this three hour meeting. No I won't partake. #contractor [jasonrashaad]
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Headed to a three hour meeting. #enthusiasm [jasonrashaad]
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Checked in at NASA Goddard Space Flight Center
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RT @wxyzdetroit: Royal Oak police pull over a car & smell weed. Driver invites them to search. They find 8 lbs of pot http://bit.ly/c4li8g [jasonrashaad]
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Dear @blackgirlnerdy : If you wanted me to watch Archer all you had to say was "@aishatyler is in it!" Thanks, @jasonrashaad [jasonrashaad]
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@AmazingJayce I was hoping Demolition Decapitation would show up in that dream. #greatesttagteamfinisher [jasonrashaad]
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@pauldgallagher I fell asleep halfway through that tweet. Good luck! [jasonrashaad]
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RT @_sloane: #whenifirstmet @jasonrashaad. . . oh, wait. -> I live twelve miles away. #justsayin [jasonrashaad]
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RT @siana506: At looney's...already on my 2nd Guinness. -> At 730a. That's commitment. [jasonrashaad]
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March 16th |
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Checked in at Players Paradise
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Checked in at Shoppers - Laurel
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